Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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