so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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