you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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