Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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