i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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