u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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