I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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