Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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