somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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