school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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