I just cut my nipple shaving
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I want her autograph on my taint
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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