If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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