But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Couch. On fire.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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