Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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