Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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