What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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