After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I had to cum in my sink.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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