Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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