sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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