some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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