Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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