he shaved USA in his pubs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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