As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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