forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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