thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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