The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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