): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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