Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
