Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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