Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
