'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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