Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
