love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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