More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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