you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i would one night stand the shit outta him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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