There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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