the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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