i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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