He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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