I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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