Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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