I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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