we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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