Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can you bring me the toilet please
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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