Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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