I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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