I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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