I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's rum buckets o'clock
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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