Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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