no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Everclear isn't food dammit
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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