ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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