Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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