you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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