Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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