ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just want nice things and good sex
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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