Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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