Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
